A guy in my psychology class said he thought...
Me: Okay so if orientation is a choice, choose to be gay, right now.
Me: Why not?
Him: Because I don't find men attractive
Me: So CHOOSE to find them attractive
Him: ....... I can't.
Me: Sorry, WHAT was that? You CAN'T????
barryjenkins: christmasblogger: Penguin falls down resulting in best sound ever [x] Good LORD this is hilarious
When someone actually takes my advice
this side of paradise.
j5d: Why don’t you tell me that ‘if the girl had been worth having she’d have waited for you’? No, sir, the girl really worth having won’t wait for anybody.”
tomyhusband: Or … alcoholic pancake batter?
That time you confused a lesson for a soulmate.
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